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电脑中毒以后~!(绝对爆笑)

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和往常一样,偶空闲下来,就去上网
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再打开我的QQ...
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在网上收看新闻
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然而,一则新闻吸引我的注意;
谈论此人的帖子是旷世奇闻,偶打开此人的介绍,看见....

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并且申请
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偶按捺不住好奇的心,点开网页,映入眼帘的是....
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我于是把他复制
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真的是....
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就是网速太慢了
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终于等待完成了
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可,我的杀毒软件却传来....
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紧接着~~~~~~~~
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没有办法~我只有
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在操作开机命令,却出现我意想不到的??
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好不容易开了机,用我的金山毒霸
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原来是这病毒在作祟
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昏,这病毒可真厉害!
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我的金山软件竟然....?
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没有办法,我只好将就凑合着用吧,你们看,我的桌面现在变成了这样.
叫我怎么见人啊,想来想去..算了,还是凑合着用吧!
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xyx911
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2005-04-11 09:21
呵呵,好玩顶下
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1314168
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2005-04-11 21:13
@xyx911
呵呵,好玩顶下
如果還有的話請再貼几張...
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cyfeng24
LV.5
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2005-04-11 21:19
@xyx911
呵呵,好玩顶下
哈哈哈>>>经典!!!
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simonhsu
LV.2
5
2005-04-12 13:27
有创意,顶一下!
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18子
LV.5
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2005-04-12 13:36
@simonhsu
有创意,顶一下!
youyisi
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hujinyi
LV.5
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2005-04-12 13:42
@simonhsu
有创意,顶一下!
我这里有一片更经典的,各位累了,可打开一览
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hujinyi
LV.5
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2005-04-12 13:42
@hujinyi
我这里有一片更经典的,各位累了,可打开一览
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12345
LV.6
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2005-04-12 13:50
好,很好!!
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2005-04-13 09:00
@cyfeng24
哈哈哈>>>经典!!!
逗,鼎一下
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2005-05-10 13:16
呵呵,,,,,
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530414
LV.1
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2005-06-28 11:07
不错  ~!..真有闹
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2005-06-28 11:39
KAO!真TMD经典!
顶...
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陈平
LV.5
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2005-06-28 11:48
@永飞☆暗夜侵袭☆
KAO!真TMD经典!顶...
sex
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jacki_wang
LV.11
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2005-06-28 12:59
不頂看來是不行了,哈哈.
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sushilang
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2005-07-31 01:25
呵呵`


不错~1

搞笑得很~!
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