一根纯银汤匙-- 超强!!! ( 转贴 )

主题: 一根纯银汤匙-- 超强!!!


                                                                        
男男女女都能从这篇文章里读出很多东西.........                              
                                                                          
                                                                          
                                                                          
                                                                          
因为家里离公司很远,为了方便上班,老公和他的秘书合资在公司附近租了一个单  
位.                                                                      
                                                                          
有一天,丈夫邀请我去他们租住的那里吃晚饭.                                
                                                                          
饭桌上,我一再注意到与老公同住的女室友Mary(也是他秘书)非常漂亮,而且觉得
二人的眼神交流也非比寻常,她十分怀疑两人的关系是否真的仅限于室友.        
                                                                          
老公也发现了我的想法,于是主动跟我说明∶“我知道你在想什么,不过可以向你保  
证,Mary 和我是纯粹的上司下属,绝对没别的.”                              
                                                                          
一个星期后,Mary 跑来跟我丈夫说∶“自从你老婆来吃过晚饭之后,我就一直找不到  
我那把纯银的汤匙,你觉得会不会是她拿走了?”                                  
                                                                          
老公说:“我不知道呀!不过别担心,让我来处理这件事吧.”                      
                                                                          
之后他发了一封邮件给我:                                                  
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亲爱的老婆:                                                          
                                                                          
我不会说您“拿”了一把纯银汤匙,                                        
                                                                          
我也不会说您“没拿”了一把纯银汤匙,                                    
                                                                          
不过有一件事情大家都注意到了,                                        
                                                                          
就是自从您在这里吃了晚饭之后,                                        
                                                                          
有一样东西不见了.                                                    
                                                                          
爱你的,老公                                                      
                                                                          
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一天后,我的回信到了:                                                  
                                                                          
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亲爱的老公,                                                          
                                                                          
我不会说你和 Mary “睡”在一起,                                        
                                                                          
我也不会说你和 Mary “没睡”在一起,                                    
                                                                          
不过有一件事情大家都注意到了,                                        
                                                                          
那就是如果她的确是睡在自己床上的话,                                  
                                                                          
她早就会发现那把纯银汤匙了.                                          
                                                                          
爱你的,老婆